tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1735040292604331611.post5160386835311915793..comments2023-10-17T10:25:57.853-04:00Comments on learning my lines. . .: Colonic Christmas. . . .Walt Muellerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16502588185280592205noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1735040292604331611.post-59747924471507099282008-12-23T07:13:00.000-05:002008-12-23T07:13:00.000-05:00Hmm, you think this is bad. Try a lower G.I.. My D...Hmm, you think this is bad. Try a lower G.I.. My Dr. put me through one of these before doing an upper G.I.. The lower GI was the most embarrasing, humiliating, (Insert more words...) I have ever gone through up to this point. The worst was when I had the upper GI done, which is ALOT easier, and that's when they found my problem...(Well, one of them anyways....)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1735040292604331611.post-65558077108475024312008-12-22T11:59:00.000-05:002008-12-22T11:59:00.000-05:00I had this wonderful (sarcasm inherent in my tone ...I had this wonderful (sarcasm inherent in my tone of voice) procedure done just over 2 years ago at age 38. <BR/><BR/>At the time I was working at a mega church of this procedure.<BR/><BR/>The entire night before this happened I could not get a scene from the movie Fletch out of my mind. You know the one. . . where Chevy Chase is being "examined" and asks the doctor if he has done any time and sings "moon river."<BR/><BR/>Well. Apparently some things that are in my head come out of my mouth when I am under anesthesia and I sang moon river to my doctor AND ask if he had done time. <BR/><BR/>Now if that was not bad enough. Remember, I said I worked for a mega church. Yes, the doctor and his family went to the church. But NOT only that . . . His son was in the youth group AND attended the small group I led. <BR/><BR/>The son was the one who informed me that I have a lovely singing voice. <BR/><BR/>So - if just having the procedure is supposed to be humiliating, then I think it is time for my funeral. I embarrassed myself to death!! :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1735040292604331611.post-3533213584398347252008-12-19T13:20:00.000-05:002008-12-19T13:20:00.000-05:00Is this some sort of evil 50th Birthday present fr...Is this some sort of evil 50th Birthday present from your family?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1735040292604331611.post-62011931026372911182008-12-17T09:03:00.000-05:002008-12-17T09:03:00.000-05:00Ok Walt...for us "younger" guys...how old should y...Ok Walt...for us "younger" guys...how old should you be before scheduling a colonoscopy? We have a gastroenterologist in our church, but I can't imagine going to him for one of these - that would be ultimate humiliation!<BR/><BR/>K. PerryAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1735040292604331611.post-40308724985477391382008-12-16T14:34:00.000-05:002008-12-16T14:34:00.000-05:00Shouldn't you have done this a few years ago!Shouldn't you have done this a few years ago!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com